Thursday, October 15, 2009

Friday, October 24, 2008

Terminator Comes to Life!

When the government isn't busy destroying the world's financial system, they are busy making plans on how to deal with all the pissed-off poor people.

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2008/10/packs-of-robots-will-hunt-down.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&nsref=specrt10_head_Pack%20hunting%20robots

Is this a sign of a New World Order equipped with a robot army that is ready to take over the world? Only time will tell.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

High School Musical 3 Breaking News!

World News, Views, and Analysis (WNVA) has just received this exlusive story. In a controversial move, Disney has decided to recast the leading roles in the upcoming movie High School Musical 3 which is due to be released in theatres on October 24th.

Replacing Zac Efron will be relative unknown Steven C. Williams (aka Gooch). Gooch has relatively little acting experience but does have a cameo appearance in Talladega Nights on his acting credits. Gooch has also appeared in numerous gay erotica films including You've Got Male, Batman in Robin, and Romancing the Bone.

Replacing Vanessa Hudgens in the female lead is Gooch's real-life wife Jen Williams. Jen has no previous acting experience.

The motives behind Disney's switch are yet to be disclosed. Numerous fans of the Disney franchise are bound to be disappointed by the change, but WNVA encourages everyone to give the new acting couple a chance.

WNVA was also able to receive a leaked preview of High School Musical 3 from a confidential source. The video can be seen in the previous entry. Please enjoy!

High School Musical 3 Preview

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